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"Leonardo Da Vinci... Vincent Van Gogh... Jackson Pollack. Sure,
they could all paint a masterpiece, but could they paint a master bedroom or
bath? Of course not-- they were all impulsive and tortured geniuses with
neither the patience, equipment or references required for professional home
improvement. Which is why it's a good thing we still have working among us
one of the greatest painters of our time, Ms. Alicia Brite, who I recently
hired for her unique skills with color and texture to transform my outdated
shabby-chic-without-the-chic home into a work of art that any of the
aforementioned triad of artistes would be proud to call their own.
Plus,
Alicia worked faster than Da Vinci, splattered much less than Pollack, and
didn't cost me an arm, a leg, or an ear for that matter, since I was getting
a painter, color consultant, and interior decorator all in one. So if your
home could use a little "brite"-ening (my bad...!), then I strongly
recommend you pick up the phone, call Alicia, and make an appointment to
Meet the Painter."
--Jim Herzfeld, screenwriter, Pasadena, CA
("Meet the Parents", "Meet the Fockers")
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